(Share) "Bovine Economics"

A beautiful post from THE P.H.P (a personal blog).Here you go :

LET'S UNDERSTAND THE NATIONS IN RESPECT OF BOVINE ECONOMICS::

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS:
You have two cows. 
You sell one and buy a bull. 
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS:
You have two cows.
You worship them.

PAKISTANI ECONOMICS:
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid,
China for military aid,
Britain for warplanes,
Italy for machines,
Germany for technology,
France for submarines,
Switzerland for loans,
Russia for drugs and
Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS:
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS:
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called 'Cowkimon' and market them worldwide.

CHINESE ECONOMICS:
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS:
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of Vodka

FRENCH ECONOMICS:
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS:
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS:
You have two cows.
They are both mad.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS:
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

(Share) "The empty soap box"

One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the  case  of the  empty  soap  box,  which  happened  in  one  of  Japan's  biggest  cosmetics companies. 

The  company  received  a complaint that a consumer had bought a soap box that was empty.

Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly line, which  transported all  the  packaged  boxes  of  soap  to  the  delivery department.  

For  some  reason,  one soap  box  went  through  the assembly line empty.

Management  asked  its  engineers  to  solve  the  problem.  

Post-haste, the  engineers worked  hard  to  devise  an  X-ray  machine  with  high- resolution  monitors  manned  by two  people  to  watch  all  the  soap boxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty.

No  doubt,  they  worked  hard  and  they  worked  fast  but  they  spent whoopee amount to do so. 

But when a workman was posed with the same problem, did not get into complications  of  X-rays,  etc  but  instead came  out  with  another solution.He  bought  a  strong  industrial  electric  fan  and  pointed  it  at  the assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each soap box passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line.                                
                           



Moral of the story: Always look for simple solutions. Devise the simplest possible solution that solves the problem.

Balika vadhu and Soaps

  
This is a post to demonstrate 'LIVE' the effects of daily soaps like BALIKA VADHU.

After my office hours,i go for dinner at Dilipbhai's tiffin service(actually his home).He and his wife serves really good home-made food and that too at decent rate.

His house is a two storey building in which dilipbhai's parents stay on the first floor and dilipbhai himself stays on 2nd floor.

Sometimes i dine as early as 6.30pm but since people here are still orthodox,i have to dine on the first floor at dilipbhai's parentswala floor.


They daily follow a soap called BALIKA VADHU on COLORS Channel.
The word for that soap is BULLSHIT.


I have literally observed that dilipbhai's mother watches soap very intensely and she applies the reel situation in her own house on her daughter-in-law.


Both dilipbhai's parents have became sick as far as human nature is concerned and this is due to these bloody saas-bahu soaps.


If we apply simple calculations,that society contains such 50 homes and there are such 50 societies in satellite area(this is the minimum count).Suppose there are 10 such areas in ahmedabad then the total people involved in such atmosphere is 50*50*10 * 4(parents and son-wife) =1 lakh.

Even if literacy rate is 50%,then also 50,000 people get SICK due to these soaps.Mind well i am not considering the children here because ultimately they also get affected because their mother stays under depression due to such in-laws thinking.

Moral of the story : Please stop watching the daily soaps and make people stop watching it.Even a small change would change many lives :)